The producers of tomorrow afternoon's Heartland on Fox News Channel tell me that the Pearcy's have backed out of an appearance on that show. I warned the Fox people that they couldn't trust the Pearcy's to go through with defending their effigy. Now Fox is scrambling around looking for something to replace that segment. At least I get to attend the entire investigative journalism workshop I paid for out at CSUS and won't have to duck out early to make the TV shot.

Due to live NASCAR coverage on Fox40 tomorrow's debate on illegal immigration will air at 1:30 PM rather than at 11:30 AM

I filled in for Michael Graham this morning on Washington, DC talk giant WMAL (630 AM) and illegal immigration was the hot topic... All next week our friend Jerry Doyle will be hosting my show on KFBK (1530 AM) (geeks will remember him as Michael Garibaldi in Babylon 5). I have the WMAL show again Monday morning then from Tuesday - Friday I will be co-hosting Armstrong & Getty on KSTE (650 AM) from 6 - 10 AM...also heard in San Francisco on KNEW (910 AM), stations in Modesto and Bakersfield as well as on Sacramento Channel 58 TV. KFBK Afternoon News co-anchor Jay Allen and I will be covering for the boys as they take some down time.

Presented here is the text of my exclusive interview with John Negroponte.

Congratulations on your appointment to Director of National Intelligence.

Thank you. Actually its National Intelligence Director

Right. Anyway, what are the primary functions of this position?

Ummm...as of yet no one really knows precisely what it is I will be doing. However, I am qualified for whatever the job may entail.

Okay. I understand you are to oversee 15 US intelligence agencies.

Fifteen!? There are fifteen of them? Why? Shouldn't there be two? You know, domestic and foreign.

Probably...

Well, first thing I am going to do is get rid of thirteen of those agencies. No wonder no one knows what the hell is going on.

You are a career diplomat. How do you figure that experience will apply to this new job?

It won't.

I see. How do you plan to improve US intelligence gathering?

Well, I haven't really mentioned this before but...what I plan to do is implement an aggressive program to create an army of cyborg supermen.

Cyborgs, eh?

Yes. Are you familiar with the Terminator movies? What I plan to do is create the perfect intelligence gathering machine. I am picturing something like the T-1000.

So these cyborg spies are going to be made of self-repairing liquid metal?

Precisely. My cyborg army will be the most efficient intelligence gathering tool ever created.

Well, I suppose that begs the question of whether or not the technology even exists to create such a thing.

For the moment the technology does not exist. However, there is a bill in the Senate that, if passed, would declare that the technology does exist. The bill has bipartisan support.

How does the President feel about your cyborg agenda?

The President is only concerned with protecting the American people. If futuristic cyborgs are needed to complete the job, then he is on board.

He told you this?

Not exactly...but I know the President really enjoys the Terminator series. He was very excited when he found out the Governor of California was a cyborg.

You know the Governor is a human right?

Well, that's what cyborgs are supposed to resemble. They are made of a metal skeleton with an organic covering that looks like human skin. So yes, I suppose the Governor is "human". Wink, wink.

Did you just say "wink, wink" out loud?

Maybe, but you're missing the point. The point is is that my new cyborgs are not going to be like the Governor...the older model. We are going to make liquid metal cyborgs. Is this not making sense to you for some reason? I've clearly laid out my plan.

No, it, ahh, makes perfect sense. Well, I think that's all the time we have. Thank you for your time, Director.

Director? Of what? Oh right...the intelligence thing. Yeah, you're welcome... or something.

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I'll be a featured guest this Saturday at 5:00 PM on Heartland with John Kasich on Fox News Channel.

The topic of debate will be the Pearcy effigy.


Also, look for me earlier Saturday (11:30 AM) on the local Fox over-the-air broadcast affiliate, Fox 40 when I debate in favor of immigration reform and against giving driver's licenses to illegal aliens.


Listen to KFBK weeknights from 7-10 PM for details on how you may join in me banging pots and pans for immigration reform in the very belly of the beast, on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. this April 23-28!

Mark Williams
Weeknights 7 - 10 PM
News/Talk 1530 KFBK AM

SacUnion editor Kenneth Grubbs will be taking me to task, and taking your calls tomorrow night at 7:00 on KFBK.


Mark Williams
Weeknights 7 - 10 PM
News/Talk 1530 KFBK AM

Francisco Estrada, head of the Sacramento chapter of the Mexican American Legal Defense & Education Fund and I will be facing off in a televised debate over immigration reform and driver’s licenses for illegal aliens this Saturday at 11:30 AM on Fox 40. MALDEF is a radical erase the borders kind of outfit based in Texas. They’ve gone to court to fight enforcement of immigration laws, indicate that they believe Latino illegal aliens should have the right to vote, and were instrumental in defeating Prop. 187.

This is the first of a series of debates in which I will participate regarding these issues as we ramp up to Hold Their Feet to the Fire; A national drive for immigration reform this April 23 – 28 in Washington, D.C.
Watch this space and listen to my KFBK show for details and updates.

Listen to KFBK weeknights from 7-10 PM for details on how you may join in me banging pots and pans for immigration reform in the very belly of the beast, on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. this April 23-28!

Mark Williams
Weeknights 7 - 10 PM
News/Talk 1530 KFBK AM